Maybe I'll Come Back And Start Blogging Again ...

Update: It really did look like the picture (though my cell phone camera may not do it justice - see below). A few showers the day we got there then nothing but cancer causing sun rays and killer fun waves for three days straight. Nice. If it weren't for all the late nights boozing, I'd be damn refreshed right now. By the time my face finishes peeling I should be good to go.

I'm off to PR for a few days. It's been raining there for a week straight. Sucks, but at least I'll be out of the city. Until next week. (below, what I hope to experience at least for a few hours).

Like a Starlet Without Her Make Up ...

Real fast food doesn't look as great as its beauty shot. Below, a Subway sandwich from their ad, and one from real life. See more example here.

Compubeaver - Kind of Cute In A Creepy Way?

There are many handy folks out there who, tired of generic computer cases, make their own pc cases out of interesting or geeky things (see a bunch here). But never have I seen anything as remarkable as the compubeaver. A working pc inside of a taxidermied beaver. Behold it and shudder. More pics here.

Better Than Average Graffiti

Smart Move

Guido #1: So the fuckin' Chink cop hands me the ticket, and I say, 'Fuck you, ya fuckin' Chink-ass cocksucker. Take this ticket and shove it up your Chink ass, you lo mein-suckin', General Tso-fuckin', slanty-eyed fuck.'
Guido #2: You said that to him?!
Guido #1: Yeah, after he drove away.

A Drop In Time

A drop of milk hitting a cup of coffee. More shots here.