Thursday, May 31, 2007

Casting Call: Tough (Acting) Guys Only

We've talked previously about the right's fixation with candidates who sell the best package of tough guy and folksy. Often, the only thing ballsy about these folks is how shamelessly they work to create an illusion that bears no relation to reality - waspy, ivy league, draft dodging son of privilege becomes a brush clearing, pick up driving, man's man. And so on.

The latest to join the fray is actor and former Senator, Fred Thompson. As Glenn Greenwald notes, it's not enough to project these phony characteristics, for them to take hold you need enablers in the media falling over themselves in a rush to proclaim it true. Newsweek's Howard Fineman said of Thompson: Thompson not only is "tough on defense," but he himself is "a tough guy." Greenwald's review of Thompson's official bio shows that:
This folksy, down-home, regular guy has spent his entire adult life as a lawyer and lobbyist in Washington, except when he was an actor in Hollywood. ... And -- like the vast, vast majority of Republican "tough guys" who play-act the role so arousingly for our media stars, from Rudy Giuliani to Newt Gingrich -- Thompson has no military service despite having been of prime fighting age during the Vietnam War (Thompson turned 20 in 1962, Gingrich in 1963, Giuliani in 1964). He was active in Republican politics as early as the mid-1960s, which means he almost certainly supported the war in which he did not fight.
Toughness does not only come from military service, but avoiding service when it's "your turn" is helpful in illuminating the difference between fantasy and reality particularly in times like these when terrorism and other global conflicts mean that future presidents will be required to make critical military decisions with increasing frequency.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Whiskey Dick Mountain

One of the winners of the worst named places in the world. See the rest here.

Friday, May 25, 2007

A Little of This, A Little of That

Random Things:
  • The Central Park Summerstage Concert Schedule is now up. Check it out here.
  • Brooklynites, the Prospect Park Summer Concert Schedule is available here.
  • Get Rich Slowly has some tips on taking care of your FICO score.
  • Nerd Alert! I'm reading the new Tolkien Novel, The Children of Hurin. I can't get enough of the stuff.

Have a great weekend!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Plot Spoilers

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Monday, May 21, 2007

48.5

This past weekend in Buffalo I rented a 2007 Toyota Prius Hybrid. I learned that you do not simply rent a Prius and drive off; you rent a Prius and sit there until someone explains how to drive off. Where's my 8 track?

You know that sound when you turn the ignition and the car's already started? That will never happen with the Prius. First, there's no key in the traditional sense. The key is actually the remote entry fob. You insert the key fob into the designated slot, press the brake, and hit the start button. A light in the all digital display tells you the car is ready which is useful because you won't hear a peep from the car even though its on (more on that in a bit). The transmission shifter consists of a small knob to the right of the steering wheel. To engage reverse, drive, or neutral, you simply tap the knob up or down, right or left. To put the transmission in park you must press a button above the shifter knob.

The center of the dashboard is dominated by a large touch screen lcd. Audio and climate controls are contained within the screen. The screen also provides fuel consumption information, as well as an integrated blue tooth phone and phone book. The screen and overall design of the car's electronics and computers are very impressive. While a Prius is not cheap by economy car standards (about $25,000 as configured), the level of equipment and fit and finish of the interior materials make the car feel modern and substantial.

One of the main functions of the center screen is to provide fuel consumption information. As you drive, you are provided with current and average gas economy, and are presented with a slightly confusing representation of energy savings (something about how many light bulbs you could power with the fuel you're saving - wtf?). An alternative screen shows what percentage of power is coming from the gas engine, and how much from the battery and other electrical aspects of the car's power plant.

As part of its fuel saving design, the gas engine comes on only when needed (which is most of the time but not at initial ignition, at complete stops, or when descending hills, for example). It's interesting to be waiting at a red light wondering if the car is on (it is); instead of a melodic engine note, the Prius shows off its prowess with silence. Above 10 miles an hour or so, you feel a slight rumble as the gas engine kicks in. Whoosh.

Among other cool features in the car are a rear view video camera that activates while in reverse, and front seats that fold completely flat. The video feed (which you watch - where else - but on the ever so vital central screen) is clear even in the dark. I was initially put off by the feature - it seemed unnecessary and it beeps mercilessly - but I realized that because of the unique shape of the Prius' rear window (a sort of bifurcated hatch back), visibility is poor and the camera is helpful.

Having figured out how to drive the thing, I wondered, did it live up to the hype? In terms of fuel economy, there is no denying the numbers; I averaged 48.5 miles per gallon over the 325 miles I put on the odometer. The greatest economy comes - not surprisingly - from highway miles; on a trip to Toronto (about 90 miles from Buffalo) I achieved 50+ miles/gallon with the cruise control set to 70. City driving is less efficient; tap and go acceleration notably reduces your efficiency. If you like to drive with the pedal to the metal, this is not the car for you, however, if you have a long highway commute to work, or are a more patient driver, you'll rack up impressive efficiency. The question is whether you'll be happy achieving efficiency at the cost of muscle.

I found the car's exterior design less appealing than the Honda Civic Hybrid or the Toyota Camry Hybrid, yet the Prius' unique design does create a tech forward image that befits the car's technological chops. What I appreciated most about the car was what it represents with respect to future hybrid/low emission technology. Subsequent generations will be better looking, better performing, and more efficient. My guess is that as hybrid technology advances, more cars and trucks across the full spectrum of automobiles will be available at smaller and smaller premiums; how long before the 80 mpg pick up truck or minivan? As can be seen by the length of this post, the Prius definitely gives you something to talk about.

Monday, May 14, 2007

A Little Tooth By Thomas Lux

I first saw this poem on the subway - it's part of the MTA's Poetry in Motion Series. I posted a poem from the series last year for Father's Day and while this one is not exactly a Mother's Day poem, it's nice nonetheless:

Your baby grows a tooth, then two,
and four, and five, then she wants some meat
directly from the bone. It's all
over: she'll learn some words, she'll fall
in love with cretins, dolts, a sweet
talker on his way to jail. And you,
your wife, get old, flyblown, and rue
nothing. You did, you loved, your feet
are sore. It's dusk. Your daughter's tall.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Rubberized Non-Lethal Bullets

It's slow at work (finally) and not being the fool some think I am, I'm laying low, incognito-ish - trying to carve out enough time to load up the water pistol:
  • Lots of love for the French all of the sudden from the most unusal of places; the election of conservative Nicolas Sarkozy as president has the American right feeling vindicated ... about something. Right wing word processing programs nearly self destruct after not having to spell check the word surrender for five days in a row. Imagine the relief in Paris when they heard that Bill O'Reilly had lifted his boycott against their country. Me, I find the 85% turnout rate the most interesting detail. That's a serioulsy high level of voter participation. (We had 55% turnout in 2004).
  • Caffeinated soap - for those who need that morning cup of joe but don't have a cup?
  • The right continues to spew out the traitor label to members of the party that represent the will of the vast majority of Americans (go to end of page), so it's more than a touch ironic to see Republican Congressman from Texas, Ted Poe, quote Nathan Bedford Forrest, a Grand Wizard of the KKK and leading General of the Confederate Army, on the floor of Congress. Memo to the right; opposing political views do no make you a traitor, taking up arms against your country does.
  • On news of the resignation of British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Gawker.com said it best: "U.S. Puppet Departs Position "Running" Tiny Island Nation"
  • If you should find yourself at the Ritz Carlton in Isla Verde, PR, make your way over to the bar at BLT Steak. A young woman there by the name of Melissa is a great bartender and can score you a prime table at an optimal time. I recommend the filet. Good oysters too.
  • Should Rudy be excommunicated? The Pope's latest take on the matter of Catholic politicians who support abortion seems to indicate he thinks so. They tried to do this to Kerry a few years ago. Do "real" Americans give a damn about the Pope? And by real Americans I mean the 30% of our nation that comprise the Republican base.
  • It's Friday's Eve - go out and celebrate.

Friday, May 04, 2007

I Know How To Pick A Winner

Congrats to Travis Ruse, the source of all the great subway photos I've posted over the last year, for winning the 2007 Photoblog of the Year! (Check out the link for other winning photo blogs - lots of great stuff to see).

On that note, mind the gap and have a great weekend.

Smart In A Busty Sort of Way


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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Not Counting Tourists I Assume

New York city residents are the fastest walkers in the US and 8th fastest in the world. Keep it moving.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

For The Archives

A collection by Tom Tomorrow (click to enlarge):