Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Words With Pictures Rescued Big D

Late last summer I picked up Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie, what a mistake. No book in recent history has done more to disinterest me in reading. I struggled to get through each chapter, usually giving up after a few pages, my mind closed to words no matter their pedigree. I finished Midnight's Children after four grueling months, determined to keep the number of books that have gotten the better of me to the handful that already exist. And like a prisoner walking free after a long incarceration, I couldn't wait to get back into action, not with hookers at the point, but with easy reads. My remedy? Graphic novels. Don't get me wrong, I'm looking forward to reading and reviewing several meaty novels that have been collecting dust while I traversed Rushdie's India. Until then, here are some writers and artists that might be worth getting to know.

Stop Forgetting to Remember, The Autobiography of Walter Kurtz by Peter Kuper (2007) – I loved this book. Walter Kurtz is the author’s alter ego: the main character and narrator of Kuper’s riotously funny coming of age novel/memoir. Kuper follows Kurtz through the main traumas and triumphs of his life, namely, trying and failing to get laid as a teenager, becoming a father, and pursuing success as an artist and writer. Kuper is a great writer and artist and as much fun as I had reading this I also felt that much of what he conveys would ring true for most people for whom growing up has been a topsy turvy ride. Graphically Kuper’s style is whimsical and rich. A close examination of each cel often reveals clever puns, and references to other comics, art, and books; the more carefully you look, the more you will find.

Chance In Hell by Gibert Hernandez (2007) - Hernandez’s work is steeped in magical realism, I’m told. In this case I found the magic confusing and the realism a bit too depressing. Chance in Hell is the story of the discarded in our society, in particular, it’s the story of a young girl named Empress who lives in a garbage dump where she is at turns violated by the opportunistic, and protected by the equally violent. Eventually Empress is adopted by a seemingly well meaning man but she seems no happier in her new life than her old. She consorts with a teenage pimp, hangs out with whores and johns – because those are whom she feels most comfortable with I presume. Throughout each stage of her life, from the days in the dump through her days as a married woman, happiness continues to be elusive. The book’s ending left me scratching my head and wondering what I missed. Graphically, Hernandez’s style is dark, violent, and abstract.

The Dark Tower, The Gunslinger Born by Stephen King (2007) – This highly stylized graphic novel is based on the series of novels by Stephen King but is written and illustrated by artists from Marvel comics. Not having read the novels, the obviously abbreviated story presented in the graphic novel didn’t bother me, however, as is often the case when novels are adapted into other forms, fans of the original work may feel the deviations from the original are too great. This is a western gothic epic that features truly evil bad guys and a clan of gunslingers determined to thwart them. The action is intense, the blood flows freely, and fantasy and reality freely swap places in a fun and exciting read.

Shortcomings by Adrian Tomine (2004-2007) – Adrian Tomine writes quirky modern graphic novels that deal with the issues of young urban adults, in this case a young Asian American couple, Ben and Miko, headed for splitsville. The novel’s other primary character is Ben’s unlikely best friend, Alice. Ben has a thing for white women, and a lot of insecurity about where he was shorted in the gene pool, if you know what I’m saying. Miko is aware of his wandering eyes, and is in a way liberated by it. The dialogue in this novel is top notch; realistic, funny, irreverent, and insightful. The artwork is clean, detailed, and easy to follow.

The Boondocks, All The Rage by Aaron McGruder (2007) – This collection includes strips run between December 2004 through December 2006, transcripts of interviews given by McGruder between 1999 and 2006, and before and after versions of particularly controversial strips that McGruder was forced to revise due to their sensitive or inflammatory nature. Overall, a must have addition to any Boondocks fan’s collection.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Essence du New Jersey


More of these Jersey douchebags here

Friday, January 18, 2008

Ha



(thanks Kurtis)

Monday, January 14, 2008

All Hail The Mac

When buying computers I've often always been guided by price. Apple computers, pretty though they are, have always seemed too expensive. Additionally, as someone who likes to tinker with my tech, pc's offered options that Apple intentionally foreclosed. But times and my attitude are changing. Headache free operation is worth a lot and as for tinkering, been there, done that. If what I'm seeing among family, friends, and co-workers is any indication, I'm not alone. Apple is doing a heck of a job swaying folks like myself with a simple message of rock solid reliability, pc like processing power, and unsurpassed design. MacWorld, the annual Apple showcase begins Tuesday and the tech world is abuzz. Will this be the year Apple introduces a super thin and light notebook? What new improvements can we expect to the iphone? What new enhancements to the Apple operating system (this, btw, is what really separates macs from pcs) will further widen the gap between it and Windows? What new relationships with media content providers will be unveiled? We'll soon find out and though I hope my current Dell lasts a while longer, when it goes, I'm going with it straight to Apple. (More rumors here)

I Bet It Tasted Like Crap

Many of you have probably seen this but the sheer audacity of it requires a second look. Princess culture at its most idiotic. Get the details here.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Cuba – Fun place … for a drink

The singer/guitarist and congero playing when we dined at Cuba on a Friday night were excellent. But loud. I enjoyed the live music but if you want a somewhat quieter meal, ask to be seated downstairs. Though cozy in size, Cuba is not necessarily the place you’d go for a cozy meal.

The musicians weren’t the only entertainment. Seated prominently by the window – and successfully catching the eyes of passerbys on the street – a man rolled fresh cigars. It was never explained to us but I think the cigars could be had for a small gratuity. Had it been warmer I may have taken one, but not envisioning a time or place to smoke a cigar in the near future, I passed.

The menu features dressed up versions of traditional latin favorites like arroz con pollo, papa rellenos, and camarones al ajillo, among other dishes. Between the music and the cigars, there’s a hint of theme restaurant, sadly, the food adds to the impression.

We shared the coconut shrimp and stuffed tostones to start, the grilled Mahi Mahi and butterflyed sirloin steak for entrees. Three of our four dishes featured a garnish of some sort of Caribbean mashed root vegetable. Whatever it was, there was too much of it. Even the tostones were nothing to write home about. The food wasn’t bad it just wasn’t particularly great. New York is a city with lots of Latin food options, and in my opinion many less expensive choices I’ve tried are better.

Perhaps cost is the wrong lens through which to view Cuba. The prices at Cuba weren’t especially high by New York standards, and as part of your dining experience you are treated to live music and a fun festive atmosphere. But much like this review, the food may be the last part of your experience you talk about.

Cuba is located on Thompson Street between Bleecker and West 3rd. Dinner for two with two appetizers, two entrees, a pitcher of Sangria and one desert came to about $100 before tip.

Old Is New ... and Delicious

Chimichurri Grill describes itself as Nuevo Argentine Cuisine. I suppose that comes from dishes like their Churrasco which features thinly pounded Filet Mignon instead of the more typical thicker cut of steak.

Nuevo or viejo, Chimichurri Grill is a winner. Like many restaurants in this part of Hell’s Kitchen, the dining room is cozy. Unlike other similarly sized places, it didn’t feel small despite a veritable army of servers and bus boys.

To start we shared an empanada filled with Swiss Chard and Manchego cheese, and a tortilla which to my surprise was served warm rather than cold (tapas on the brain I suppose). Each was tasty and Immersing ourselves further into the flavors of Argentina we ordered a reasonably priced Malbec.

Our entrees consisted of the Entraña (skirt steak) and the Churrasco. The menu offered a few seafood, chicken and pasta dishes but the grilled steaks were primary.

Chimichurri Grill is located on 9th Avenue between 43rd and 44th Streets. Dinner for two consisting of two appetizers, two steak entrees, a $50 bottle of wine, and one desert came to approximately $135 before tip.

Perhaps I Spoke Too Soon?

Trumping Bologna gum might just might be the Twodaloo ... I do not want. Ever.

What Better Way to Start 2008?

Than with some bologna gum? I can't think of any. I'm back. Let's make it a good one people!