For My Next Arctic Expedition

Next time I'm lost exploring uncharted regions of the globe I hope I have one of these - a sterling silver compass from Tiffany & Co. Because, like, when the rescuers find my body I want them to have something worth stealing. WTF? No better way to announce you're a city slicker than to pull this sucker out on your camping trip. Actually, this would be a great gift to guys in a wedding party; I'd add it to my collection of lighters, money clips, and flasks. Hint to married couples shopping for gifts for their wedding parties, don't get anything monogrammed - it makes things damn hard to re-gift.