Tuesday, October 07, 2008

A Few Things

It's been a while so here goes:

  • Did you know that the economic crisis is the fault of Niggers and Spics (capitalized out of respect)? Me neither. Sure, we all know these groups are often the root of problems that face America, whether it be overly exposed underwear or the loss of gardening jobs for White men, but in matters involving Wall Street, it's an American tradition to blame the Jews. Nonetheless several prominent voices are now telling us that a substantial portion of the blame for our current economic malaise can in fact, be laid on the backs, ashy or wet - take your preference - of the Niggers and Spics. They call it the diversity recession and instead placing blame on (a) the wall street geniuses who got richer than most of us can even imagine pedaling spectacularly risky financial products such as credit debt-swaps and derivatives, (b) the wall street financed lobbying firms that convinced (bribed?) ratings agencies and Fannie and Freddie to lower their risk criteria, or (c) simple old fashioned greed by an industry where folks named Leon and Jose have enough power to misplace your mail but not much more than that, instead of all that, our economy is imploding because the government made banks start loaning to Niggers and Spics. I love when complicated things are simplified for me. Speaking of simple, did you know?:
    ... whites (non-minorities) received 72.5% of subprime mortgages. Blacks got 16.2% of subprime mortgages, which isn’t all that different from the 12.4% of the general population that blacks comprise. The Hispanics about ... 6.2% of subprime mortgages, significantly less than their 14.8% of the general population
    I suspect the liberal media for these unhelpful facts.
  • Bloomberg wants to do an end run around the term limits law by having the city council revoke the voter mandated law. Lot's of big players in the New York power scene are all for it: we're doomed without his vast financial expertise, say the the Wall Street titans who got us into this mess ...
  • This article attempts to justify the practice of churches blessing pets but I still think it's stupid. I'd like to bring my Xbox 360 in for a blessing, as I've discussed in the past, the shit's got the devil in it.

  • I just lost my fantasy football game by .03 points. I'm bringing my laptop to church dammit.

  • Some say Track Palin, the recently deployed to Iraq son of Sarah, chose the Army when faced with jail time for a drug offense. I don't know if this is true, but I wanted to experience the fun of saying misleading shit to taint the character of a political candidate. Here's a picture of Sarah "Barracuda" Palin with her other son, Branch. I feel bad for the Palin kids not being exploited by their mom in this election, they must feel so unloved.

3 comments:

WershovenistPig said...

You made me laugh several times in a single post. I also like how you've renamed the youngest Palin, 'Branch.' I would've gone with 'Calc.'

David Brioso said...

I considered "long division" but Trig had me thinking of trees for some reason.

Anonymous said...

There was a "Hispanic" GOP organizer repeating the same nonsense about loans to people of color and how that might be the cause of the credit crisis...she no longer works with the party! haha

well I caught up with your blog :-) good stuff!