Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Some bullets, or as my people say, balas

Sorry for the lack of postings. I've been ... lazy or busy, can't figure out which. Anyhoo, here are some things I have not been blogging about:

  • First Dan Brown tells us that Catholics have hidden the remains of Jesus for the last 2000 years to prevent the public from learning the truth about Jesus, now Geraldo Rivera, I mean James Cameron, is trying to say that he's found the real remains of Christ. Biblical scholars are outraged and vow to demonstrate with science that the remains are not those of Jesus. Using science to defend a faith based religion, clever.
  • The inside of microwave popcorn bags look disgusting.
  • Generous people, lucky kid.
  • Conservapedia, the "conservative" alternative to wikipedia, is so damn informative. For example, here's something about judicial activism they didn't teach us in law school (obviously):

    There are two major types of judicial activism practiced in the United States' court system: 1. Liberal judges striking down laws that uphold core conservative American values. 2. Liberal judges refusing to strike down laws that subvert core conservative American values.

  • Someone I know would not be surprised to see this. He's always tried to convince me that they like it rough.
  • The NYC Council's "N word" resolution; empty gesture or meaningful symbol? I don't know. Thoughts?
  • The Sarah Silverman HBO comedy special is hilarious. On raising children in a mixed denomination household: "honey, mommy is one of the chosen people, daddy believes Jesus is magic"
  • Don't judge me; movies I finally watched and was able to erase from my dvr:
    - Four Brothers - God awful. Marky Mark will fuck you up if you killed the woman who adopted him.
    - Wolf Creek - tourists get lost in Australian Outback where blood thirsty savages rip them to shreds. So gory I almost stopped watching it.
    - The Hills Have Eyes - tourists get lost in southwestern desert where unbeknownst to them, underground dwelling descendants of survivors of atomic testing, rip them to shreds. I can't put my finger on it but I feel like I just saw this movie.
  • Sugar glazed whole wheat donuts at Krispy Kreme. The healthier way to get diabetes.
  • Lunar eclipse this Saturday. Good thing I'm not Mayan, I would have had to sacrifice a few of you.

4 comments:

KEM said...

Dude - I'm not judging you, I'm just wondering if you were in search of the worst movie ever. I suggest The Dark Backward - Wayne Newton, Judd Nelson - tivo it at your own risk.

David Brioso said...

Pook, the difference between Hardaway and Coulter is that Hardaway's conduct is not tolerated by his employer (the NBA), so he was punished, but Coulter's conduct is embraced and cheered by her "employers" - the republican party and base, therefore she is rewarded.

Anonymous said...

Exactly Dave. Ann is being rewarded by her employer for such shit.

I am glad I missed her defense. that shit is laughable. a school yard taunt...I guess that's the age she wants to act. it is what it is, anti-gay comments.

At least Maher was just saying how much he hated Cheney and no one else. Ann was ranting against Gays and anyone who frowns upon gay bashers.

Anonymous said...

Great work.