All for God's glory

Hi all, my name is La Shawn Barber. I'm a self hating African American black woman, Jesus freak, lunatic, and president of my gated community's NPDETALIMN club - you know, nigga please don't even think about living in my neighborhood. I used to have a problem with the drinky drink - it was the only way I could deal with the pain of being born black - but ever since I've found an outlet for my self hate through blogging, who needs a drink? Besides, drinking has been fouled by liberals, Cuba Libre, I don't think so. Even Southern Comfort (a great drink and concept, btw) can't compare to the high that comes from self hate.

Conservatives, republicans, and experts in southern heritage call me courageous, I'm flattered, but like Jesus (he's white btw, deal with it), I know I'm simply doing God's will. Anywhoo, I have a huge problem with a proposed bill to pardon segregation law violators arrested during the civil rights era. Liberals, communists, and probably the French, now want to glorify the courage and sacrifice of those people who rose against state sponsored terrorism and risked their lives and freedom. Only liberals would want to honor criminals.

Don't forget to check out my new book: The Constitution - Did The Founding Fathers Go Too Far?; Due Process and The Unknown Story of Communist Infiltration at Liberty Hall (with a special chapter on new evidence that John Hancock and Ben Franklin were gay).