Tuesday, March 14, 2006

"Chosen People" Is So Old Testament

Jerry Falwell clears up a misunderstanding:

"Earlier today, reports began circulating across the globe that I have recently stated that Jews can go to heaven without being converted to Jesus Christ. This is categorically untrue....Like the Apostle Paul, I pray daily for the salvation of everyone, including the Jewish people."

Who would want to be in heaven with that guy? Besides, as Pope John Paul has reported, heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really? Huh, as a Catholic, I've always thought that the "chosen people" were especially lucky. I thought that it was like the first loophole ever created - like, they are automatically "grandfathered" into heaven because without them, there would have been no son of god!! Are you kidding me?? Do I now have to question everything the nuns taught me?? (ok, ok there was only one nun, the principal with the big frat paddle always at her side)

Anonymous said...

Loosey, God didn't give you free will so you could start questioning things. That's heresy, lucky for you, the Church has forgotten how to deal with such behavior. A few hundred years ago your ass would have been toast. Cause there's no better way to deal with an expression of God given free will than to sadistically murder it.