Where's the love?

I'm pretty sure my boss is interviewing for my replacement. I just saw the senior associate in my group escort an obvious interviewee to the elevator. It's highly unlikely she'd be interviewing anyone who wouldn't be coming into the department.

I don't see why they're so unhappy with me, I do plenty of work when I'm not blogging. I keep my billables right below that amount needed to trigger a bonus - more money for them. I usually make it into the office within an hour of when they want me here. I have a real passion for the law, I'm sorry, I mean for anything but the law. What's wrong with these people? Thank God I don't have kids to feed!

Because no important decision should be made without the input of intelligent people my readers brilliant, caring, supportive friends who may have to put me up while I'm unemployed and homeless, please vote to tell me what I should do:

What should I do? Feign righteous indignation and storm out Pre-empt them by giving two weeks notice Wait for the axe Increase efforts to get axed Taunt them with a burst of exceptional productivity, then quit Start downloading a lot of porn at the office Try to make it work Free polls from Pollhost.com