Worship With Every Meal

With the White JesusPan.

Poor Little Guy

I just saw X-Men III the other day, could the mutant invasion be starting already? (yes, I know, I'm going to hell). Hopefully they can fix this.

First Arrest For Violating English Only Law

No Amnety indeed! Back to Mexico you go.

Lou Baby, Good Looking Out

Lou Dobb's use of a map from the Council of Conservative Citizens did not go unnoticed:

Welcome Lou Dobbs
I knew you were one of us all along. Also, thanks for the citation, on CNN, no less.

Winner Of The TP Design Contest

Kurtis, Rob, TraB and I had some decent ideas for the best design to put on a roll of tp but we got blown out by Bush and Cheney's design. As usual, us lefties were thinking too small.

A Small Dose Of Rock

Mini KISS is now touring with with Mini Motley Crue. Pamela Anderson unavailable for comment.

Reconquista? The Roof is On Fire

SALEM, Ore. — The debate over immigration, which has filtered into almost every corner of American life in recent months, is now sweeping through the woods, and the implications could be immense for the upcoming fire season in the West. As many as half of the roughly 5,000 private firefighters based in the Pacific Northwest and contracted by state and federal governments to fight forest fires are immigrants, mostly from Mexico. And an untold number of them are working here illegally.

Read the rest at the NY Times.

Baby Got Back

From Overheard:

Girl on cell: Seriously George, I gained twenty pounds while I was in LA, and now every black guy in the city can't stop talking to me about my ass!

Guy slowly driving by and waving out window: Oooh girl, you so fiiiine...you gorgeous.

Girl on cell: Jesus Christ! There's another one! I've gotta call you back, I'm going to the gym.

History of Memorial Day - With Waving Flag Bonus

Before stuffing your face with BBQ and Bud Light this weekend, check here for information about the history of Memorial Day. Here's a good option for those inclined to open their wallets in support of veterans. And a quick shout out to the veteran in my own family, my brother Dennis, aka, Little D. Glad you made it back in one piece, bro.

Followup: Yellow Is For Journalism, Not For Jews

TORONTO — A Canadian newspaper apologized Wednesday for publishing an
erroneous story last week claiming that an Iranian law would require Jews and
Christians to wear badges identifying them as religious minorities.

Read the rest here. Of course retractions only do so much, once these seeds are planted it's hard to completely weed them out.

Good For A 15 Year Old But Not A Grown Man

They throw children into adult jails but will protect a grown fucking man. Disgusting:

SIDNEY, Neb. (AP) — A judge said a 5-foot-1 man convicted of sexually assaulting a child was too small to survive in prison, and gave him 10 years of probation instead. His crimes deserved a long sentence, District Judge Kristine Cecava said, but she worried that Richard W. Thompson, 50, would be especially imperiled by prison dangers. "You are a sex offender, and you did it to a child," she said. But, she said, "That doesn't make you a hunter. You do not fit in that category." Thompson will be electronically monitored the first four months of his probation, and he was told to never be alone with someone under age 18 or date or live with a woman whose children were under 18. Cecava also ordered Thompson to get rid of his pornography. He faces 30 days of jail each year of his probation unless he follows its conditions closely."I want control of you until I know you have integrated change into your life," the judge told Thompson. "I truly hope that my bet on you being OK out in society is not misplaced."

Update: Here's a picture of the molester in question (from the Smoking Gun)

Move Over White and Black Jesuses

I bow before Hindu Jesus:

DURBUN: A Hindu woman has said she is Jesus Christ and claims to have the
“stigmata of Jesus” on her palms, feet and stomach, as well as the power to heal
the sick.

Read the rest here.

Morning Subway Demographics

Some guy's look at morning subway demographics:

3:00-4:00 AM
Drunks of all sorts, club kids, and winos. Late night workers,
busboys, getting off their shifts. Only a handful of people per car. 6:1
male/female ratio.

Read the rest here.

Tampons, I Dare Not Say Thy Name

First, could the new pope be any more evil looking? I swear I saw this guy in Creepshow. More importantly, in anticipation of his visit to Poland, State run TV will not air anything "inappropriate" before or during his visit:

When Pope Benedict visits the homeland of his predecessor this week he will find Poland and its Catholic Church struggling to adapt to life after John Paul - but he will not see any advertisements for lingerie, beer or tampons on state TV.

Broadcasters have banned the promotion of 'inappropriate products' during Benedict's visit, as well as ads carrying any whiff of sexual innuendo.

Silly Catholics. Ooh a tampon, destroy it lest the peasants learn that women bleed down there every month. Now build another statute and bring me my jewels.

Why Does The Ozone Layer Hate Freedom?

Knowledge and Science are dangerous. Some random 12th century monk Fox News.

Lou Baby, Check Your Sources

Lou Dobbs, business anchor at CNN, has been brooding over immigration since long before it became the wedge issue republicans see as their only chance of holding onto Congress this year. In response to the recent events, however, Lou's been in full xenophobic glory. This is a screen shot from one of his recent shows, which lays out the supposed target of the Reconquista. Apparently, a multibillion dollar news organization such as his is a bit understaffed in the fact checking department - this map was taken from a known white supremist group - the Council of Conservative Citizen's (the CCC - a nice play on an old fave of theirs). Here's some background on the CCC. Somewhere, Michelle Malkin had an orgasm. Speaking of Reconquista, I wasn't planning on bringing it up but you won't believe who I ran into yesterday, yep, that guy. Tune in tomorrow for Reconquista III - Full Metal Chaqueta.

Equal Time

Some rightwinger thought this was cute. Tomorrow I will respond with some photoshops of my own.

Where In The World Is Big D?

425 Park Ave, somewhere on the 13th floor, up to my eyeballs in Title Reports and Reciprocal Easement Summaries. Apparently, my work stood out to one of the attorneys here because I was given the honor or tackling a shit storm of a project -- fixing the mistakes of all the other temps. Makes me real popular among my colleagues:

Excuse me, Lisa? Hi, I'm Dave. I was going over your Easement summaries and noticed that you really have no fucking clue as to what an Easement is. No, I don't think I'm better than you and yes I'm well aware that my shit does in fact stink but I think that's all besides the point ...

Another Great Post by Orcinus

The Southwest Strategy. I have to rely on the work of others b/c frankly, he's done a better job than I would have time to right now.

Feed-Burning (What Is?)

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Kwotebel is syndicated, however, rather than clutter my site with all those chicklets, I use which is a catch all service (located on the right side below the menu/links). Here's more on information on site syndication. You may prefer to check in on the blog directly but syndication can be useful if you frequent a lot of sites.

Yellow Is For Journalism - Not Jews

Late last week a story in the New York Post reported that Iran planned to force religious minorities to wear badges - yellow for jews, a different color for Christians, etc. OMG, are the Iranians that stupid? Uh, no. The response was predictable, it's a rehash of the Nazis! We need to attack Iran now! Small problem, the report was false, fabricated, invented; a transparent ploy designed to continue moving public opinion towards the view that we have no choice but to attack Iran. The folks over at Unqualified Offerings have de-bunked. Thank White Jesus newspapers can no longer lead a nation into war through propaganda and lies. Right, White Jesus?

Monday Morning Open Thread

Yep, I'm busy at work. What's new in your world. Discuss.

Time For Flood Insurance

Free At Last - Weekend Edition

Have a great weekend folks. (Photo by Travis Ruse)

Hell No

Me: Going to see The Davinci Code this weekend?
Black Jesus: Not even to save White Jesus' life.