I've been hearing from my right wing sources that a nefarious plot is underway among the Mexican community to reclaim lands from the US that were formerly part of Mexico. Since I now live in a Mexican community, I decided to investigate. Here's a chilling transcript from an exchange I had this past weekend that you won't find in the liberal media:
Me: Hey I hear you guys are trying to reclaim the southwest.
RMOTS (Random Mexican on the street): Que?
Me: What's the plan? First Cali, then Arizona and Nevada? Listen, we'll give you Utah but no way will we give up Vegas. Have you ever been to Deja Vu? That place rocks!
RMOTS: Con queso? Para llevar?Me: Do you really think you guys will get away with this?
RMOTS: Mira, estupido, si quieres un tamale dime, si no dejame solo.RMOTS: Hijo de puta, basta.Me: Fine, be like that, but you've been warned. Look if you really want people in this country to respect you, get a job, be a hard worker, have strong family values, be people of faith, and just make yourself useful, you know, do the kinds of things that other people don't want to do. That's how you'll win everybody over.RMOTS: Chingate!Me: Hey ... where are you going, I'm not done talking with you ... And they wonder why nobody respects them. Wait up, about this wall we're gonna build, do you know any guys who need work? ...
OMG, a source has just forwarded me this shocking picture of the secret Mexican army being trained in a junkyard in Oxnard, California. Real American Patriots, there can be no delay, it's time to enlist. The enemy has landed and they want to replace ketchup with salsa. I'll sacrifice my chance at honor by staying out of the army to blog about it. It's a big sacrifice but in a time of war we all have to do our part. The rest of you go and fight, go on, no I'm staying here, but you go on, it's about survival. Go already. No I can't come, I have flat feet. You go on, I support the hell out of our troops. Where's my lapel flag pin?
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Big D - You talk to those people? Ugh, I'm like so disgusted. For your, like, information or something, a true American patriot would not have even degraded himself by like even talking to that guy or whatever. Or at least that's what my, like, dad says.
Seriously, though, your post (and the older one from Overheard) reminds me of a very short conversation I had in a store in Mexico a few years back:
Female American Student Tourist: What's she like saying? I can't understand these people.
Me: She said that the store's closing in half an hour.
FAST: You understand her? Why can't these people speak English?
Me: Because it's Mexico and Spanish is the official language. Why don't you speak Spanish?
FAST: Ugh. I don't know. Whatever...
Oh, and in the words of the Simpsons' Comic Book Guy, BEST POST EVER...
omg...that student was not too bright...I think I would have laughed in her face when she asked "why can't they speak English"
In all honesty.....the author is michelle malkin. who in the conservative world is really not taken seriously except for the fact that she is Filipine. (which i think they find helpful)
she is credited with coining such phrases like "Latin Supremacists". Has anyone out there ever run into a "latin supremacist?" mexico wants colorado back,,,yeah,yeah, yeah and so on,.....so lets engage in fantasy so in reality we can continue to treat the poor wretches who come from there like sub-humans.
even conservative circles distance themselves from her....not that i know what conservative circles are up to or anything.....
Shotblock, you may be right that from a policy perspective she's seen as a batshit looney, however, I don't think you can dismiss her so easily. Her blog and appearances have huge followings and like Limbaugh, reaches the core of the party, using thinly coded language to keep up the requisite amount of rage in red america.
Fair enough.....it would truly trouble me if she had anything more than a token following. i think she writes most of her columns in crayon and magic markers, but when did that stop anyone? michelle may actually be right...the guy unclogging my toilet full of shit for free and restocking the shelves at wal-mart....HE IS GOING TO TAKE OVER AMERICA.
i must say that out of all the columists i have read, she was one of a handfull i took the time to write to....the vast majority of her stuff is limbaugh-worthy. i am sure that she knows that she is a total moron
Examples of Michelle writing:
Example # 1: From a September 15, 2005 malkin article? about the 9/11 memorial:
"I am not an architect, but here is my 9/11 architectural philosophy: War memorials should memorialize war. If you want peace and understanding and healing and good will toward all, go build Kabbalah centers."
This chick is trash........but unfortunately roberto131 i think i would still proboably hit it too. shame on me.
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