Monday, April 24, 2006

Saving Her Virginity

From Overheard:
Girl #1: I hung out with Jeff last night, this guy I just met.
Girl #2: Yeah, did you have sex with him?
Girl #1: NOOO! I just met him, I only gave him a blow job. I know we'll run
into each other again and I didn't want things to be awkward.
--6th & A

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Rob - whatever happened to steak and BJ day??? Maybe these girls were celebrating your holiday........

Anonymous said...

come on...you know what happened....It did NOT happen here! :-(

seriously, these girls give BJs out like Big-D barks out orders in his crib! (hehehe howyadoing Meanstreak??)
oh and these BJs are for real not like "the-once-in-a-blue-moon-fine-i-will-do-it-2-minutes of head-but-don't-you-dare-cum-in-my-mouth-head-for-married-guys" bullshit!

these girls are just having safer sex...hahah...celebrating a holiday...for it to be a holiday gift just shows you I was born in the wrong era!

Anonymous said...

If people coming to the crib did what they were supposed to, I wouldn't have to bark out orders. Don't make me start regulating. :-)

As for the comments on this post, I really don't think a steak is what these girls want, Luz. A few cosmos perhaps?

Anonymous said...

That's why she only gave him a BJ - figured if that wasn't good, the steak wouldn't be much better....

Anonymous said...

I am so fed up that I am very close to ordering a custom-made high end sex doll ($6K). Am I twisted? no hassles and a no rejections!




hehehe...i am so sick.