Descendants from apes and slime rat-fish? Maybe you northeast liberals and the French. Yo' mamma was a slime-fish who walked on land.
1. Carbon dating?--What a bunk. I've got a bridge in brooklyn..... 2. Have you ever noticed that each picture from our "newest" deep space probe always looks just like the desert suburbs of scottsdale arizona in august? 3. So some communist egg-head from Harvard says he's looked at bunch of rocks and has decided that the earth is exactly 4.8 billion years old (give or take a milisecond of two) and all I want to know is this: are they using daylight savings in their calculations?
Seriously though, darwin and the intelligent designers are not really addressing the same thing, and are not really in conflict with one another. You believe in ape-fish, I beleive in big-foot and santa claus. Can't we all just get along?
Shotblock, have you heard the one about how Judas betrayed Jesus? Oh right, he didn't. Actually the new revelations about Judas working in concert with Jesus makes me believe the Republican claims of being the party of God even more. I mean, playing the Romans by pretending to betray Jesus, that's very Rovian. Sorry Karl, all these years I just thought you were a morally bankrupt asshole.
dont believe the hype. that crap came out of some group called the gnostics, who were as reputable as a vassar college professorial conclave. they were the scientologists of their day, or those people who try to hand you holy reading material by the subway. there's a reason their version of events didnt cut the mustard for the bible and had to get found on sale at an "antiques roadshow" in cleveland from some guy named bob.
judas was a straight up snitch, like scooter libby, selling my main man out like that. as for rove, well you do have to give it up sometimes, with the gerrymandered districts looking more and more like those funny fish up in canada....
on second thought....maybe it is all pre-ordained. forget what i wrote before. so then, be it.......see you in tehran.
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Descendants from apes and slime rat-fish? Maybe you northeast liberals and the French. Yo' mamma was a slime-fish who walked on land.
1. Carbon dating?--What a bunk. I've got a bridge in brooklyn.....
2. Have you ever noticed that each picture from our "newest" deep space probe always looks just like the desert suburbs of scottsdale arizona in august?
3. So some communist egg-head from Harvard says he's looked at bunch of rocks and has decided that the earth is exactly 4.8 billion years old (give or take a milisecond of two) and all I want to know is this: are they using daylight savings in their calculations?
Seriously though, darwin and the intelligent designers are not really addressing the same thing, and are not really in conflict with one another. You believe in ape-fish, I beleive in big-foot and santa claus. Can't we all just get along?
Shotblock, have you heard the one about how Judas betrayed Jesus? Oh right, he didn't. Actually the new revelations about Judas working in concert with Jesus makes me believe the Republican claims of being the party of God even more. I mean, playing the Romans by pretending to betray Jesus, that's very Rovian. Sorry Karl, all these years I just thought you were a morally bankrupt asshole.
Nah dude,
dont believe the hype. that crap came out of some group called the gnostics, who were as reputable as a vassar college professorial conclave. they were the scientologists of their day, or those people who try to hand you holy reading material by the subway. there's a reason their version of events didnt cut the mustard for the bible and had to get found on sale at an "antiques roadshow" in cleveland from some guy named bob.
judas was a straight up snitch, like scooter libby, selling my main man out like that. as for rove, well you do have to give it up sometimes, with the gerrymandered districts looking more and more like those funny fish up in canada....
on second thought....maybe it is all pre-ordained. forget what i wrote before. so then, be it.......see you in tehran.
I am going to pray very hard for you both. Such comments on Holy Week. shame shame shame.
:-D
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