As some of you know, I finally found a new place to live, unfortunately, I won't be moving out of my dying building until the 18th, not the 10th. This is unfortunate because I've gotten more information about the structural problems at my building and it's grim. Each rumbling of the subway has become a stress inducing event. Did the subway rumble always seem so bad or am I just more aware of it? Black Jesus, I know I've expressed some doubts about your divinity, don't blame me, you made me into the free thinking non-believing heathen that I am (thanks). Nonetheless, in the off chance you might be listening, I'd really, really enjoy hanging out with the living for a little longer so I'd appreciate it if you let the building stand until me and my neighbors all get out. We cool? BTW, thanks for helping me find a place and avoiding a broker fee (especially that). On the other hand, why'd you let me move into this deathtrap to begin with? Yeah, I know, you work in mysterious ways ...Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Save Me Black Jesus!
As some of you know, I finally found a new place to live, unfortunately, I won't be moving out of my dying building until the 18th, not the 10th. This is unfortunate because I've gotten more information about the structural problems at my building and it's grim. Each rumbling of the subway has become a stress inducing event. Did the subway rumble always seem so bad or am I just more aware of it? Black Jesus, I know I've expressed some doubts about your divinity, don't blame me, you made me into the free thinking non-believing heathen that I am (thanks). Nonetheless, in the off chance you might be listening, I'd really, really enjoy hanging out with the living for a little longer so I'd appreciate it if you let the building stand until me and my neighbors all get out. We cool? BTW, thanks for helping me find a place and avoiding a broker fee (especially that). On the other hand, why'd you let me move into this deathtrap to begin with? Yeah, I know, you work in mysterious ways ...
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Are you talking about Black Jesus, the high school basketball player or Black Vulcan, the little used electrician from the "Superfriends". He was non-union of course. Confusing the two is a common problem. Well, you only need two good people in this world, a priest and a lawyer. May the lord save ya big d, or else make sure to place that will in the name of ol' Shotblock 101. I swear on a stack of book of judas' that if that building comes down while you're putting on your socks or illegally downloading music, i'll sue the owners until it makes em hurt
these two comments had me cracking up.
"Save me bejesus!" ala Homer Simpson.
Actually, Shot Block, I was referring to my dominican cousin, Pedro "El Jesus Negro" Brioso. He owns a moving company and I was hoping to get a discount from him. Thanks for agreeing to take up my case when I'm gone, just be sure to share some of that with my mom, ok?
Damn - I thought Earl "The Pearl" Monroe, the former Bullets (now Wizards) and Knicks star, was "Black Jesus". If Jesus was black, what was Satan? Is that why they keep calling me "Devil" up in Harlem?
It's a term of endearment, Kurtis. Be happy they didn't call you a gentrifier.
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