This Houston, TX pastor is telling his flock that Republicans need to be ousted this election because, drum roll please, they're delaying the second coming of JC by preventing Christian missionairies from working in Iraq, Iran and Syria. The only way to help speed up the return of JC is to cause widespread death, destruction, and misery in the Middle East. Praise Jesus! God is real; the death toll in Iraq, a figment of liberal imagination. This would be a lot less scary if our great leader, the guy with access to the nuke codes, was less inclined to look to the good book for guidance. Shall I wear this polka dot tie today, hmmm, let me check Corinthians. For more on the rapture, read up.
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well at least he is objecting to the war, so I think that's fine...even if it has some crazy reason---missionary work. let them go into iraq/ME. i am sure devout muslims will know how to respond.
i copied this from the wikepidia link you posted:
"the rapture will take place at an unknown period of time prior to the beginning of the seven year tribulation, and that at that time only non-Christians will be left on the earth" wow, non-christions only on earth...that sounds like heaven!! bring it on! imagine if the scriptures were read incorrectly and post-rapture earth is really supposed to be heaven.
I don't think the absence of Christians would be heaven on earth, though the ones who are eagerly trying to speed up the destruction of the world so white jesus can come back - those, yeah, let them get caught up in the rapture. the rest can stay.
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