Monday, October 02, 2006

Not So Dearly Departed

This is apparently real. Had it been me burying a relative I hated, I wouldn't have wasted money on an elaborate headstone. Or a wake. Or a funeral.

It reads: You spent your life expressing animosity for nearly every person you encountered, including your children. Within hours of his death, you even managed to declare your husband of fifty-seven years unsuited to being either a spouse or a father. Hopefully, you are now insulated from all the dissatisfaction you found in human relationships.

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