Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Closed For Fall

If the lack of posts here haven't made it clear, this blog and its scribe are on hiatus. I have chosen to supsend rather than terminate my "work" on this site. I look forward to returning in earnest early next year as the primary season heats up. The verbal Macarena our candidates engage in is just the hook I need to get me back up and running. In the meanwhile I plan to catch up on my reading (Absurdistan and Midnight's Children at the moment), dominate my fantasy football leagues, and maybe even generate a few book and restaurant reviews. Until then, see ya.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Shufflin' Off

As some of you know, today is my last day at W&S. I had no expectations for this gig when I started, 14 months later I find myself leaving one of the best 'jobs' I've had. The work was substantive; I learned new things and got to brush up on some old skills, the choice to bill crazy hours - or not - was mine alone, and though the pace and pressures of the practice made some people behave a little poorly at times, it was a good group of people to work with. When I left my last permanent job in 2001, this was exactly the type of temp gig I hoped to find. I'll consider myself fortunate if my next assignment is anything like this one.

Before I jump into the next assignment, however, a little R&R is in order. I'm shuffling off to Buffalo and Ft. Lauderdale over the next two weeks. See the family and catch some sun (hopefully). Do some outlet mall shopping (its the little things people), spoil the niece and nephew a bit, chill.

Enjoy what's left of summer.

Big D

Friday, August 17, 2007

I'm No Travis Ruse ...

But every now and then I see something on the subway that requires me to pull out the old camera phone. In this case, seeing this OG rocking this hat made me want to say, I ain't mad at you playa. Praise Jah and have a great weekend everybody!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Monument Valley

My attempt at re-creating Monument Valley with Photoshop (below).





Friday, July 27, 2007

Giving Back To The Community

Former narcotics officer Barry Cooper has released a DVD with tips for pothead to follow to avoid ending up behind bars. For example the old "joint in straw" technique. See the full story on Radar.


On the flip side, Radar shows why maybe you shouldn't smoke. It makes you dumber than a pair of six year olds and a monkey.

Friday, July 20, 2007

WTF?

Filipino prisoners perform Thriller (well)

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Mind's Playing Tricks On You

An Illusion from Akiyoshi KITAOKA. (Hint - your mind is making those circles move)

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Not As Stupid As He Looks

On the Libby sentence commutation it's worth noting one rationale for why Bush didn't grant a pardon (note: this is from an op-ed written a month and a half ago):

If Bush were to pardon Libby, he and Vice President Cheney would give up the rationale they have used successfully for four years to avoid addressing their own roles in the case. And Libby's trial made very clear that the President and Vice President played significant and troubling roles at the very heart of the case. It is for the very same reason that Bush is more likely to follow the advice some have offered him and commute Libby's prison sentence, allowing Libby to remain free while he pursues legal vindication.

... But if Bush simply commutes Libby's prison sentence without effectively vacating Libby's conviction, the appeals process goes forward and Bush and Cheney continue to have their rationale for not answering the press' questions. This strategy would also have the added benefit for Bush of eliminating the chance, however remote, that under the pressure of prison time away from his family and abandoned by the White House he served loyally, Libby himself would tell the true story of his own and others' conduct.


A pardon would have elminated any constitutional right Libby could have asserted against self incrimination. By commuting the sentence Bush has effectively bought Libby's silence. Pretty smart for a dumb guy.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The Aliens Weren't Drunk

These "crop circles" are courtesy of a drunk driver trying to escape the cops.


Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Rudy, Tony, Darth Vader, Greenwald, and The Sopranos

Big D is not dead. I swear, things will pick up ... someday. Until then, a blast from the taser though I'd stand back if you're doused in gasoline:
  • Rudy is catching heat for ditching the Iraq Study Group in order to make money giving speeches about his heroism on 9/11. Hypocritical, greedy, narcissistic - sure, but obviously the man ain't dumb. Why would anyone with eyes on a political future want anything to do with the cluster fuck our boy has Georgie created in Iraq?
  • The same cannot apparently be said about former British Prime Minister Tony Blair who is said to be considering subjecting his tattered reputation to yet more abuse. Tony, it will only get worse ...
  • Upon reports that VP Dick Cheney has been violating federal laws regarding the maintenance and preservation of classified records, Cheney has argued that - he is above the law and regularly wipes his ass with original copies of the Constitution, (wait, he didn't really say that it just sounded like he did, my bad) - the Vice President's Office is not part of the executive branch and therefore not subject to laws governing such record keeping. Representative Rahm Emmanuel was apparently listening because he's done something wholly sensible as a result - draft a law to abolish funding for the VP's office.
  • You all know that I find Glenn Greenwald to be one of the sharpest voices online. You and I can support him by buying his latest book - A Tragic Legacy: How a Good vs. Evil Mentality Destroyed the Bush Presidency. I would have gone for a slightly different title: A Foreseeable Catastrophe: How a Good vs. Evil Mentality Destroyed A Retard's Ill-Gotten Presidency, the Nation and the World. Glenn, feel free to use that on the second printing.
  • I didn't catch a single Sopranos episode this season. Did Dumbledore die or something?
  • Anybody been following the standoff in New Hampshire where a couple of tax cheats have barricaded themselves on their property and have warned police that any attempt to arrest them will result in bloodshed? These people WANT to die. Finally a case where the NYPD is needed.
  • I attended a lecture in law school given by a former lawyer for the CIA. When the subject of "black ops" came up (assassination of foreign leaders, fomenting coups, etc.), the lecturer said, with a straight face: Assassinations are illegal. The CIA doesn't engage in them. I know you're skeptical but I can't disprove a negative (not a verbatim quote but in the ballpark). Everyone in the room could only shrug and be insulted. Now that the CIA has released information about 25 years worth of law breaking, I can barely imagine what sort of unspeakable information wasn't released.

Stay cool.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Wouldn't Pay $23 For This ...

But this tee shirt design nails it


Tuesday, June 12, 2007

More Wirelessness On The Way

This device charges electronics that are placed on it. A lot more appealing than multiple chargers around the house for all of your small electronics. Available next month but no word on price yet.

Friday, June 08, 2007

If There's Room For Kwotebel ..

on the internets, then there is obviously room for passiveaggressivenotes.com

Thursday, June 07, 2007

A Born Seller (and 'Bus Stop' Afficionado)

Yo, I'm heading down to the Montgomery Mini Mart. Word, son.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

What The World Eats

This photo is part of a series from the book Hungry Planet. The Ayme family of Ecuador spend the equivalent of $31.55 per week on food. See what other families around the world eat here.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Casting Call: Tough (Acting) Guys Only

We've talked previously about the right's fixation with candidates who sell the best package of tough guy and folksy. Often, the only thing ballsy about these folks is how shamelessly they work to create an illusion that bears no relation to reality - waspy, ivy league, draft dodging son of privilege becomes a brush clearing, pick up driving, man's man. And so on.

The latest to join the fray is actor and former Senator, Fred Thompson. As Glenn Greenwald notes, it's not enough to project these phony characteristics, for them to take hold you need enablers in the media falling over themselves in a rush to proclaim it true. Newsweek's Howard Fineman said of Thompson: Thompson not only is "tough on defense," but he himself is "a tough guy." Greenwald's review of Thompson's official bio shows that:
This folksy, down-home, regular guy has spent his entire adult life as a lawyer and lobbyist in Washington, except when he was an actor in Hollywood. ... And -- like the vast, vast majority of Republican "tough guys" who play-act the role so arousingly for our media stars, from Rudy Giuliani to Newt Gingrich -- Thompson has no military service despite having been of prime fighting age during the Vietnam War (Thompson turned 20 in 1962, Gingrich in 1963, Giuliani in 1964). He was active in Republican politics as early as the mid-1960s, which means he almost certainly supported the war in which he did not fight.
Toughness does not only come from military service, but avoiding service when it's "your turn" is helpful in illuminating the difference between fantasy and reality particularly in times like these when terrorism and other global conflicts mean that future presidents will be required to make critical military decisions with increasing frequency.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Whiskey Dick Mountain

One of the winners of the worst named places in the world. See the rest here.

Friday, May 25, 2007

A Little of This, A Little of That

Random Things:
  • The Central Park Summerstage Concert Schedule is now up. Check it out here.
  • Brooklynites, the Prospect Park Summer Concert Schedule is available here.
  • Get Rich Slowly has some tips on taking care of your FICO score.
  • Nerd Alert! I'm reading the new Tolkien Novel, The Children of Hurin. I can't get enough of the stuff.

Have a great weekend!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Plot Spoilers

Available as a T Shirt


Monday, May 21, 2007

48.5

This past weekend in Buffalo I rented a 2007 Toyota Prius Hybrid. I learned that you do not simply rent a Prius and drive off; you rent a Prius and sit there until someone explains how to drive off. Where's my 8 track?

You know that sound when you turn the ignition and the car's already started? That will never happen with the Prius. First, there's no key in the traditional sense. The key is actually the remote entry fob. You insert the key fob into the designated slot, press the brake, and hit the start button. A light in the all digital display tells you the car is ready which is useful because you won't hear a peep from the car even though its on (more on that in a bit). The transmission shifter consists of a small knob to the right of the steering wheel. To engage reverse, drive, or neutral, you simply tap the knob up or down, right or left. To put the transmission in park you must press a button above the shifter knob.

The center of the dashboard is dominated by a large touch screen lcd. Audio and climate controls are contained within the screen. The screen also provides fuel consumption information, as well as an integrated blue tooth phone and phone book. The screen and overall design of the car's electronics and computers are very impressive. While a Prius is not cheap by economy car standards (about $25,000 as configured), the level of equipment and fit and finish of the interior materials make the car feel modern and substantial.

One of the main functions of the center screen is to provide fuel consumption information. As you drive, you are provided with current and average gas economy, and are presented with a slightly confusing representation of energy savings (something about how many light bulbs you could power with the fuel you're saving - wtf?). An alternative screen shows what percentage of power is coming from the gas engine, and how much from the battery and other electrical aspects of the car's power plant.

As part of its fuel saving design, the gas engine comes on only when needed (which is most of the time but not at initial ignition, at complete stops, or when descending hills, for example). It's interesting to be waiting at a red light wondering if the car is on (it is); instead of a melodic engine note, the Prius shows off its prowess with silence. Above 10 miles an hour or so, you feel a slight rumble as the gas engine kicks in. Whoosh.

Among other cool features in the car are a rear view video camera that activates while in reverse, and front seats that fold completely flat. The video feed (which you watch - where else - but on the ever so vital central screen) is clear even in the dark. I was initially put off by the feature - it seemed unnecessary and it beeps mercilessly - but I realized that because of the unique shape of the Prius' rear window (a sort of bifurcated hatch back), visibility is poor and the camera is helpful.

Having figured out how to drive the thing, I wondered, did it live up to the hype? In terms of fuel economy, there is no denying the numbers; I averaged 48.5 miles per gallon over the 325 miles I put on the odometer. The greatest economy comes - not surprisingly - from highway miles; on a trip to Toronto (about 90 miles from Buffalo) I achieved 50+ miles/gallon with the cruise control set to 70. City driving is less efficient; tap and go acceleration notably reduces your efficiency. If you like to drive with the pedal to the metal, this is not the car for you, however, if you have a long highway commute to work, or are a more patient driver, you'll rack up impressive efficiency. The question is whether you'll be happy achieving efficiency at the cost of muscle.

I found the car's exterior design less appealing than the Honda Civic Hybrid or the Toyota Camry Hybrid, yet the Prius' unique design does create a tech forward image that befits the car's technological chops. What I appreciated most about the car was what it represents with respect to future hybrid/low emission technology. Subsequent generations will be better looking, better performing, and more efficient. My guess is that as hybrid technology advances, more cars and trucks across the full spectrum of automobiles will be available at smaller and smaller premiums; how long before the 80 mpg pick up truck or minivan? As can be seen by the length of this post, the Prius definitely gives you something to talk about.

Monday, May 14, 2007

A Little Tooth By Thomas Lux

I first saw this poem on the subway - it's part of the MTA's Poetry in Motion Series. I posted a poem from the series last year for Father's Day and while this one is not exactly a Mother's Day poem, it's nice nonetheless:

Your baby grows a tooth, then two,
and four, and five, then she wants some meat
directly from the bone. It's all
over: she'll learn some words, she'll fall
in love with cretins, dolts, a sweet
talker on his way to jail. And you,
your wife, get old, flyblown, and rue
nothing. You did, you loved, your feet
are sore. It's dusk. Your daughter's tall.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Rubberized Non-Lethal Bullets

It's slow at work (finally) and not being the fool some think I am, I'm laying low, incognito-ish - trying to carve out enough time to load up the water pistol:
  • Lots of love for the French all of the sudden from the most unusal of places; the election of conservative Nicolas Sarkozy as president has the American right feeling vindicated ... about something. Right wing word processing programs nearly self destruct after not having to spell check the word surrender for five days in a row. Imagine the relief in Paris when they heard that Bill O'Reilly had lifted his boycott against their country. Me, I find the 85% turnout rate the most interesting detail. That's a serioulsy high level of voter participation. (We had 55% turnout in 2004).
  • Caffeinated soap - for those who need that morning cup of joe but don't have a cup?
  • The right continues to spew out the traitor label to members of the party that represent the will of the vast majority of Americans (go to end of page), so it's more than a touch ironic to see Republican Congressman from Texas, Ted Poe, quote Nathan Bedford Forrest, a Grand Wizard of the KKK and leading General of the Confederate Army, on the floor of Congress. Memo to the right; opposing political views do no make you a traitor, taking up arms against your country does.
  • On news of the resignation of British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Gawker.com said it best: "U.S. Puppet Departs Position "Running" Tiny Island Nation"
  • If you should find yourself at the Ritz Carlton in Isla Verde, PR, make your way over to the bar at BLT Steak. A young woman there by the name of Melissa is a great bartender and can score you a prime table at an optimal time. I recommend the filet. Good oysters too.
  • Should Rudy be excommunicated? The Pope's latest take on the matter of Catholic politicians who support abortion seems to indicate he thinks so. They tried to do this to Kerry a few years ago. Do "real" Americans give a damn about the Pope? And by real Americans I mean the 30% of our nation that comprise the Republican base.
  • It's Friday's Eve - go out and celebrate.

Friday, May 04, 2007

I Know How To Pick A Winner

Congrats to Travis Ruse, the source of all the great subway photos I've posted over the last year, for winning the 2007 Photoblog of the Year! (Check out the link for other winning photo blogs - lots of great stuff to see).

On that note, mind the gap and have a great weekend.

Smart In A Busty Sort of Way


Ad for breast implants.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Not Counting Tourists I Assume

New York city residents are the fastest walkers in the US and 8th fastest in the world. Keep it moving.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

For The Archives

A collection by Tom Tomorrow (click to enlarge):

Monday, April 30, 2007

Maybe I'll Come Back And Start Blogging Again ...

Update: It really did look like the picture (though my cell phone camera may not do it justice - see below). A few showers the day we got there then nothing but cancer causing sun rays and killer fun waves for three days straight. Nice. If it weren't for all the late nights boozing, I'd be damn refreshed right now. By the time my face finishes peeling I should be good to go.



I'm off to PR for a few days. It's been raining there for a week straight. Sucks, but at least I'll be out of the city. Until next week. (below, what I hope to experience at least for a few hours).


Friday, April 20, 2007

Like a Starlet Without Her Make Up ...

Real fast food doesn't look as great as its beauty shot. Below, a Subway sandwich from their ad, and one from real life. See more example here.



Friday, April 13, 2007

Compubeaver - Kind of Cute In A Creepy Way?

There are many handy folks out there who, tired of generic computer cases, make their own pc cases out of interesting or geeky things (see a bunch here). But never have I seen anything as remarkable as the compubeaver. A working pc inside of a taxidermied beaver. Behold it and shudder. More pics here.



Monday, April 09, 2007

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Smart Move

Guido #1: So the fuckin' Chink cop hands me the ticket, and I say, 'Fuck you, ya fuckin' Chink-ass cocksucker. Take this ticket and shove it up your Chink ass, you lo mein-suckin', General Tso-fuckin', slanty-eyed fuck.'
Guido #2: You said that to him?!
Guido #1: Yeah, after he drove away.

Monday, April 02, 2007

A Drop In Time

A drop of milk hitting a cup of coffee. More shots here.




Wednesday, March 28, 2007

And Neither is Big D

Crunk ain't dead, y'all. So says Lil Jon and $500,000 of his money.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Supporting (Some) Of The Troops

General Pace, the Pentagon's top military officer, pulled a Tim Hardaway and is unapologetic about it. The US, along with Iran, Libya, Iraq, and a few other countries remain among the last nations with large military forces to prohibit openly gay soldiers from serving (I'm reminded of a biblical saying, something about judging a man by the company he keeps). In contrast, our brother country from another mother, Israel, along with Canada, Great Britain, Germany, South Africa, and the vast majority of NATO nations choose not to discriminate against their patriotic citizens, despite who those citizens choose to fuck (apparently, drag balls have yet to break out in Israeli barracks).

I'm reminded of two WWII veterans I met while working at a small White Plains Law Firm several years ago. They were both members of segregated black units that were not, until nearly the end of the war, permitted to engage in combat. Instead, they did maintenance; support tasks; one was even a member of a travelling military baseball team. Aside from obvious equality and fairness issues, preventing people from specific groups from fully serving their countries also prevents those groups from having the kinds of heroes and legacies upon which every community draws pride from. Schools, roads, and monuments are erected to honor those who've served, who gave their lives to protect our country. These acts of public recognition become part of the formal and informal history of our country. We can point to the people who defended us, and we laud them and the values they represent. And rightfully so. Our gay soldiers deserve no less.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Too Late

I once worked with someone who smelled like a mix of elephant shit and horse piss. Aside from febrezing his seat when he left the office for lunch, my colleagues and I wondered how we could slip some zinc into his diet - someone among us having heard that zinc helps reduce B/O production. This gum from Japan would have helped big time. Chewing it apparently leaves one with that clean ass smell. Brilliant.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Fun With Captions

A retrospective of some of Fox's best captions. See more here.

How can something that doesn't exist be a good thing?

Better than the guy he shot I would imagine.



Sadly, no other network dared take on the threat of El Queda.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Don't Clean That Car!

Artist Scott Wade creates art from filthy car windows

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

80% Guilty or 20% Not Guilty

Scooter Libby, fomer top aide to Vice President Cheney, has been convicted on 4 of 5 charges in the Valerie Plame case. Larry Johnson focuses on Libby's old boss and unindicted co-consipirator:

If a President can be impeached for lying about a blow job then by God a Vice President should be impeached for setting in motion the forces that destroyed an intelligence network during a time of war.

Larry, why do you hate freedom?

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Girly Men and Manly Women

Several of you have been talking about Ann Coulter calling John Edwards a fag at a major conservative convention. She didn't mean to imply he is gay (married father of four that he is), just that he is a weak, girly man.

Digby says:

The underlying premise of the modern conservative movement is that the entire Democratic party consists of a bunch of fags and dykes who are both too effeminate and too masculine to properly lead the nation. Coulter says it out loud. Dowd hints at it broadly. And the entire press corps giggles and swoons at this shallow, sophomoric concept like a bunch of junior high pom pom girls.

Greenwald adds:

The converse of this is equally true. As critical as it is to them to feminize Democratic and liberal males (and to masculinize the women), even more important is to create false images of masculine power and strength around their authority figures. The reality of this masculine power is almost always non-existent. The imagery is what counts.

Ronald Reagan never got anywhere near the military war (claiming eyesight difficulties to avoid deployment in World War II), and he spent his life as a Hollywood actor, not a rancher, yet to this day, conservatives swoon over his masculine role-playing as though he is some sort of super-brave military hero. Meanwhile, Jimmy Carter, who actually graduated the Naval Academy and was assigned to real live nuclear submarines, is mocked as a weak and snivelling coward who should not have a ship named after him.

And the ultimate expression of faux, empty, masculine courage and power is, of course, the Commander-in-Chief himself -- the Glorious Leader whom John Podhoretz hailed in the title of his
worshippful cult book as The First Great Leader of the 21st Century -- with the ranch hats and brush-clearing pants and flight-suit outfits that would make the Village People seethe with jealousy over his costume choices ...

Orcinus adds:

The "edgy" hate talk that she has been pushing for some time now especially appeals to the frat-boy level of sophistication that is her intended audience, and this latest iteration is all about justifying the new bigotry. Coulter's underlying logic is simple: Bigots are just people with different ideas, not hateful misanthropes whose beliefs are innately poisonous.

Our very manly leader:


Thursday, March 01, 2007

One Love

(photo by Travis Ruse)

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Some bullets, or as my people say, balas

Sorry for the lack of postings. I've been ... lazy or busy, can't figure out which. Anyhoo, here are some things I have not been blogging about:

  • First Dan Brown tells us that Catholics have hidden the remains of Jesus for the last 2000 years to prevent the public from learning the truth about Jesus, now Geraldo Rivera, I mean James Cameron, is trying to say that he's found the real remains of Christ. Biblical scholars are outraged and vow to demonstrate with science that the remains are not those of Jesus. Using science to defend a faith based religion, clever.
  • The inside of microwave popcorn bags look disgusting.
  • Generous people, lucky kid.
  • Conservapedia, the "conservative" alternative to wikipedia, is so damn informative. For example, here's something about judicial activism they didn't teach us in law school (obviously):

    There are two major types of judicial activism practiced in the United States' court system: 1. Liberal judges striking down laws that uphold core conservative American values. 2. Liberal judges refusing to strike down laws that subvert core conservative American values.

  • Someone I know would not be surprised to see this. He's always tried to convince me that they like it rough.
  • The NYC Council's "N word" resolution; empty gesture or meaningful symbol? I don't know. Thoughts?
  • The Sarah Silverman HBO comedy special is hilarious. On raising children in a mixed denomination household: "honey, mommy is one of the chosen people, daddy believes Jesus is magic"
  • Don't judge me; movies I finally watched and was able to erase from my dvr:
    - Four Brothers - God awful. Marky Mark will fuck you up if you killed the woman who adopted him.
    - Wolf Creek - tourists get lost in Australian Outback where blood thirsty savages rip them to shreds. So gory I almost stopped watching it.
    - The Hills Have Eyes - tourists get lost in southwestern desert where unbeknownst to them, underground dwelling descendants of survivors of atomic testing, rip them to shreds. I can't put my finger on it but I feel like I just saw this movie.
  • Sugar glazed whole wheat donuts at Krispy Kreme. The healthier way to get diabetes.
  • Lunar eclipse this Saturday. Good thing I'm not Mayan, I would have had to sacrifice a few of you.

Pitch A Softball, Watch It Get Hit


Friday, February 23, 2007

KFC - Still Trans Fat Free At Least

From a KFC on 6th Ave and West 4th Street in the West Village, NYC.


Thursday, February 22, 2007

Even Better

V.P. Cheney tells us the withdrawal of British troops is a sign things are going well in Iraq. That's why I'm so elated to hear that Lithuania is ready to pull back all of their 53 soldiers. I hear that the staff of the Weekly Standard is going to replace the lost Lithuanian troops. In spirit and lapel pins at least.

Given this administration's love of Orwellian word play, can't we just declare victory and leave? It's been done before.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Drawings by Kids

Illustrated by pros:

More here

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Belatedly

While re-posting last year's Valentine's day post, I belatedly realized that Kwotebel recently turned one. Happy b'day Kwotebel! Can you believe it's been a year already? Wow. That was quick. Some facts about Kwotebel's first year:
  • # of "unique" visitors since Feb 1, 2006 - *5,136
  • # of posts - 445; a solid average of 1.22 posts per day
  • Heaviest traffic in a month (by far) - May 2006.
  • Most commented upon posts: Three with 13; Self Explanatory, So Many Possibilities, and We Planned it This Way
  • Biggest Irony - the only book review to receive any comments is for the book I liked least - The Name of the Rose
  • # of posts that mention White Jesus - 16.
  • # of Travis Ruse pics used - 15 (thought it would be higher)
  • Since Kwotebel's birth, Big D has: had 4 temp jobs (the current one since July, however), moved from Park Slope to Sunset Park, lost 50 pounds (and counting!), rappelled down a "cliff wall" in Mexico, and vomited zero times.

Thanks for all the support everyone.

*This doesn't mean that 5,000 people have visited the site. It's a way of tracking how many people within each 24 hour period, are visiting the site from distinct computers/ip addresses. If you visit the site from work, that counts as one unique visit no matter how many times you revisit the site from that particular computer. If you check from home that same day, however, that would count as an additional unique visitor. On any given day the number has ranged from 5 to 85. It's not a perfect metric but it's basically the way sites measure traffic, popularity, etc.

Recycled

What I had to say about Valentine's Day, 2006:

Look, it's shiny

It's Valentine's Day! Godiva stores are swamped. Surely there is no greater sign of love than standing in line for a good 20 minutes, maybe 25, to pick up a carefully crafted Ballotin for your special someone. Look hon, it's so golden and shiny. Those with less love to give seen hitting the Russell Stover aisle at Duane Reade. Those no longer trying seen rummaging through the half price bins at the 99 cent store. I asked my mom to be my valentine, she said no.Of course the big dogs don't mess around with chocolate, for them it's got to be the bling. Ah yes, diamonds are forever, marriages, not so much. By the way, have you ever tried to sell a diamond?

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

World Presss Photo Winners

A dark, bloody, and violent year in pictures.

Monday, February 12, 2007

It's Not Too Late

Today's Washington Post op-ed by William Oden is a must read:

For the moment, the collision of the public's clarity of mind, the president's relentless pursuit of defeat and Congress's anxiety has paralyzed us. We may be doomed to two more years of chasing the mirage of democracy in Iraq and possibly widening the war to Iran. But this is not inevitable. A Congress, or a president, prepared to quit the game of "who gets the blame" could begin to alter American strategy in ways that will vastly improve the prospects of a more stable Middle East.

It's a shame that you have to have the credentials that Mr. Oden has (retired Army lieutenant general, head of Army intelligence and director of the National Security Agency under Ronald Reagan, served on the National Security Council staff under Jimmy Carter. A West Point graduate with a PhD from Columbia, Odom teaches at Yale and is a fellow of the Hudson Institute) to be able to speak the truth without being labelled a traitor. Then again it's still early and we'd do ourselves an injustice if we underestimate the shamelessness of Bill Kristol & Co.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Been A While ...

Since I've come across a car this amazing. Unfortunately, unlike its Burberry competition, the blue velour interior has me pretty sure this is no Benz. Nonetheless, props for the sheer audacity.


Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Monday, February 05, 2007

Excited

Just found out that one of my favorite novels - Blindness by Jose Saramago - is under production for theatrical release in 2008. The director is Fernando Meirelles who recently directed the well regarded - The Constant Gardener. Let's hope the film bears a strong resemblance to the novel.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

He Was A Great Man: RIP Barbaro

"I will never forget Barbaro," said Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who took a redeye flight out of Tehran upon hearing that Barbaro had passed away. "He was a special horse."

"Though he is gone, Barbaro's memory will live on forever in all the great things he did for this nation," said Kentucky Gov. Ernie Fletcher, who recently founded the Barbaro Foundation to help disadvantaged youths receive proper schooling and to provide medical assistance for AIDS patients in Africa. "He had a lot left to live for, and so much more left to give. I sometimes wish the Good Lord had taken me instead of him."

The rest at the Onion.

Improve Your Craigslist Experience

Here's Listpic - the Craigslist pic viewer. Instead of clicking on every link to see images of what's being sold, listpic displays items for sale in a thumbnail format. Clicking on a thumbnail pulls up a window with details from the original ad. This is a big time saver. Cool.

The Man Has Skill

Travis Ruse capturing the iconic product of our time


Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants

Those words open a great article in the NY Times by Michael Pollan, author of the Omnivore's Dilemma. Pollan examines how nutritionism - the obsession with individual components in food like carbs and fat, for example - causes us to eat poorly and damages our health. Pollan analyzes food trends since the '70s to reveal how pressure from big agriculture and the grocery lobby, and well-intentioned policies at the federal level, have sabotaged the American diet and confused us as consumers. As Pollan notes:
... it’s also a lot easier to slap a health claim on a box of sugary cereal than on a potato or carrot, with the perverse result that the most healthful foods in the supermarket sit there quietly in the produce section, silent as stroke victims, while a few aisles over, the Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms are screaming about their newfound whole-grain goodness.
Pollan's view complements those of Dr. Mark Hyman, author of Ultrametabolism, the book and "program" I've been adhering to since last March. Both make compelling cases for a return to eating whole foods, lots of plants, and locally grown, pesticide free produce when possible. Dr. Hyman takes a more medical and scientific point of view in order to explain how various foods and substances are handled by our bodies. Dr. Hyman argues that by eating foods that we have evolved eating such as unprocessed grains, fresh greens and produce, and fish, our bodies will naturally know how to respond, extracting essential vitamins and nutrients, while maximizing our rate of metabolism which keeps us naturally fit and healthy. Conversely, when we eat processed foods that bear no relation to what our bodies have evolved to handle - foods loaded with hydrogonated oils, high fructose corn syrups, preservatives, bleached flours and grains, foods low in fiber, etc - we are confusing the natural systems in our bodies that regulate metabolism and blood sugar levels making it easier for us to gain weight and making us more susceptible to heart disease and diabetes.

Big D does not want fries with that.

Monday, January 29, 2007

The Worst Fate?

People would rather ... than be fat:

Between 15 percent and 30 percent also said they would rather walk away from their marriage, give up the possibility of having children, be depressed, or become alcoholic rather than be obese.

More here.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Inadvertency (yes, it's a real word)

Marty Peretz, war-hawk, Harvard Phd, and co-owner and editor of the New Republic, attempts to a mock a Tom Friedman column but just, well, makes a mockery of himself:

Poor Tom Friedman. He is looking for a Muslim Martin Luther King. There is none, Tom. If one were living on earth, they'd break his windows. Imprison him. Or kill him. Finished.

Thankfully none of that ever happened to MLK. Sigh. Why are these great scholars of history so willfully ignorant of our own country's? (fyi - the Friedman article in question is only available to Times Select subscribers).

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Not Sure What I'm Seeing

Seeing by José Saramago (2006)

Seeing is the follow-up to Saramago’s critically acclaimed novel, Blindness. While Blindness was metaphorical and surreal, it was also literal – the characters in the novel literally went blind. Seeing feels much more, almost completely, metaphorical though the events that comprise the story are very real. In Seeing, the government begins plotting against it’s own citizens when the results of a national election reveal that a majority of the population has cast blank ballots. Neither the controlling right party, the opposing left party, nor the central party, gain a majority. The government is both enraged at this act of subversion, and scared. An emergency election the following week produces similar results and the government’s efforts to root out the traitors and subversive elements produce no leads. Though no evidence of organized subversion is found, and though no unrest can be seen in the streets, the government decides to act quickly and authoritatively to root out what it sees as a dangerous cancer growing in the population. Through ill-advised measure after ill-advised measure, the government escalates its war against the unseen traitors, going so far as to abandon and quarantine the city. Weeks into the crisis, an anonymous letter is received by the government which links a key actor from the Blindness crisis, to the current one. A team of undercover officers is dispatched to find, interrogate, and neutralize the suspect. The government turns increasingly desperate, increasingly willing to break the law, manipulating events and the press in order to, if nothing else, turn those citizens loyal to the government against those who are behind the conspiracy. Ultimately the government’s cynicism towards its citizens is overshadowed by it’s miscalculations about them.

Overall, an interesting read but truthfully not the best example of what Saramago offers. That's the view from a fan.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Winged Migration

I finally got around to watching Winged Migration on Discovery HD. It's the kind of program made for HDTV. The photography is stunning. The team behind the film spent four years tracking the migratory patterns of dozens of species of birds traveling through all corners of the globe. Using gliders, balloons, helicopters and planes, the film makers got close up views that will amaze and delight. Watching these birds migrate - some as much as 6,000 miles! - I gained a new found appreciation for birds; for their incredible endurance and determination, for their dedication as parents, and for their role in spreading life across the globe.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Zing

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Everyday Superheroes

From artist Dulce Pinzon:

(photo by Dulce Pinzon)

The Mexican immigrant worker in New York is a perfect example of the hero who has gone unnoticed. It is common for a Mexican worker in New York to work extraordinary hours in extreme conditions for very low wages which are saved at great cost and sacrifice and sent to families and communities in Mexico who rely on them to survive.

The principal objective of this series is to pay homage to these brave and determined men and women that somehow manage, without the help of any supernatural power, to withstand extreme conditions of labor in order to help their families and communities survive and prosper.

Party Like It's 1981

This Walmart commercial from 1981 shows breakthrough cassette to cassette copying technology :-)

The cost of $169 (equal to about $375 today), buys a lot more at Walmart these days: a 20 inch TV with built-in dvd player ($148), an mp3 player ($99), and a 5 cd mini stereo ($129).

Afraid Of The Dark? Child Of The '60s?

Then this lava lamp nite light may be what the doctor ordered. Big D isn't afraid of the dark but nonetheless finds this groovy. $10 at Thinkgeek.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Time For Reflection

This conservative writer says Atheists can be conservatives too:

It is often said, in defense of religion, that we all live parasitically off of its moral legacy, that we can only dismiss religion because we are protected by the work it has already done on our behalf. This claim has been debated ad nauseam since at least the middle of the 19th century. Suffice it to say that, to many of us, Western society has become more compassionate, humane, and respectful of rights as it has become more secular. Just compare the treatment of prisoners in the 14th century to today, an advance due to Enlightenment reformers. A secularist could as easily chide today’s religious religious conservatives for wrongly ignoring the heritage of the Enlightenment.

This one reflects, sadly, on his earlier blind allegiance to the Republican push for war:

I had a heretical thought for a conservative - that I have got to teach my kids that they must never, ever take Presidents and Generals at their word - that their government will send them to kill and die for noble-sounding rot - that they have to question authority.

This sort of soul searching is often mocked by the groups these writers most closely identify with though in the following example, the writer seems to not realize just who he his indicting:

It continues to amaze me how the Right so often bucks up admittedly fine, talented and intelligent young men as the would be sages of their age by giving their words such notoriety, when they are so lacking in deeds other than writing - read experience and genuine maturity. And I am not calling Rod Dreher a poseur within the context of his Conservatism, I am calling him that within the context of someone who pretended to have the strength, vision, experience, insight and wisdom to support a difficult war.

I couldn't have said it better myself (as we've noted before, some politicians served their country during their formative years, most in our current administration did not).

On the issue of reflection, these comments should not be that remarkable. When the party and platform you support has failed as miserably as it has, when the president you welcomed as a man of historical greatness is suffering some of the lowest approval ratings of any president in history, when the war you championed - to the point of calling fellow citizens traitors for their opposition - has by many accounts advanced Islamic terrorism beyond anything the terrorists could have done on their own, when your entire platform has been voted out of office by the American people, reflection is good thing.

All emphasis in the above quotes mine.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Damn, I Left My RPG In Saint's Row

Guess I'll just have to hit y'all with my AK:
  • My thoughts on the iphone? Wow! But too expensive. Apple develops and builds beautiful and innovative products and while I get a little snotty towards the fanboys, I'm not a hater. But I have yet to feel that what they sell is worth the price premium they charge. Particularly when it comes to phones, for me, less is more. I do have a feeling though, that the non-phone technology in the iphone is going to be incorporated into a lot of other products.
  • Speaking of Apple products, a photographer friend once told me that a client in the fashion industry a few years ago was complaining about the quality of the ear phones that came with his new ipod. My friend showed him a pair of (black) Sony earbuds that he had upgraded to. The client responded "but how will anyone know I have an Ipod?" Nuff said.
  • My thoughts on the surge/escalation? The Onion has a great solution.
  • Saw Matisyahu a couple of weeks ago at the Hammerstein Ballroom. Good times, pleasant aromas.
  • Dumb Little Man is a site with good tips on just about everything. Check it out.

Canadian or Regular?

Bearded, earlocked rabbi jumping out of mitzvah mobile: You, you're Jewish -- come in and hear what we have to say.
Shiksa: I'm not Jewish.
Bearded, earlocked rabbi: Yes you are, I can tell. Your mother is Jewish.
Shiksa: No one in my family is Jewish.
Bearded, earlocked rabbi: Maybe no one in your family practices, but Jewish blood is strong, and I can tell you have it.
Shiksa: Leave me alone or I'll throw bacon at you.

via Overheard in New York, Jan 9, 2007

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Flavors Of The City

I really enjoyed this Daily News story featuring 100 immigrants from 100 countries explaining why they came to America and what they love about New York.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Tickle Me Evil

The power of Christ compels you!

Friday, January 05, 2007

BBQ And Boobies

Last night I found myself in Fort Greene at 6:00 (half day at the office). I decided to take advantage of the early night by catching Volver, the latest film from Pedro Almodovar starring the spectacular Penelope Cruz. The show started at 7:00 (at BAM) so with an hour to kill I decided to eat and was happy to stumble across The Smoke Joint, a newly opened BBQ restaurant that I remembered reading about a few weeks earlier.

The Smoke Joint is serious about BBQ. Cords of Hickory(?) wood line the entrance. The smell of smoke and sauce get one ready to eat in a jiffy. I ordered a pulled chicken sandwich and a root beer and sat down until my number was called; there is no table service, a welcome nod to those of us preferring speed to service. My sandwich was served on a nicely toasted bun and accompanied by slaw and pickles. The chicken was tender and infused with a minimal amount of smokey sauce. Additional sauce was served on the side. One of the owners was sitting nearby working on his laptop and started chatting with me; the other was behind the counter cooking and serving. The friendliness of the owners and staff, and the quality apparent in what I had has me looking to return to explore more of their menu. My dinner came to $9 and change. The Smoke Joint is located at 87 South Elliott Place (Fulton Street), Fort Greene, Brooklyn; (718) 797-1011.

Now on to the boobies.

Look I'm no film critic* so this review will be brief. Volver is a story about women; mothers and daughters, sisters, and neighbors, the ties that bind them together (namely, cheating husbands), lies, death, and reconciliation. It's funny, well acted, and suspenseful. And there's something about seeing Cruz (even fully clothed) in action that just makes things better. Lest I be accused of misleading anyone, the only naked boobies in the movie are sadly not those of Ms Cruz, however, her cleavage revealing outfits get more mileage than most. If you're a fan of Almodovar, Cruz, well written and acted movies, Volver is a solid choice.

*Speaking of film critics, this may very well be the first and last movie I review (thank me later). Starting very soon, someone with a more serious and informed perspective will be taking up residence in our new Movie Review section. Stay tuned!

I Did It Before It Way Before It Was Trendy

The NY Post writes about lawyers giving up the golden handcuffs:

Young, Gen-X lawyers in their third to fifth year in the business are walking away from their $200,000-a-year positions in record numbers - at times without another job in view.

At the firm I'm currently temping at, the young associates are swamped and varying degrees of miserable. Several (4 out of 9), have spontaneously opened up to me and expressed their deep unhappiness not only with the hours they work, but with the lack of fulfillment they feel with the law in general. They're want to know about temping, I shrug my shoulders.

When I walked away from my career as a big firm associate - the healthy salary, the career I had spent plenty of time and money to join - I was seen by my bosses and peers as reckless, irresponsible and naive. And perhaps I was, I didn't have a job lined up, and though my savings seemed decent, if you really think about what it costs to live in this city, I was essentially broke. But I was miserable and money, prestige, and whatever else came with the job was not fixing that. On the day I left I was surprised at how many of my colleagues, people I knew only through work - hardly good friends - expressed to me a measure of jealousy and envy. I got the sense that they wished they could do it - what I was doing - but Manhattan rents, and family and social pressures made it impossible for them. In some ways I felt lucky at not being part of a social circle where people would know if the firm I was working for was Top 20 or not. In my circle all firms sound the same and I sometimes even get credit (and incredulous looks) for having passed the bar exam on the first try. Needing only to make myself happy, I did.

Five years later I can't say that my path has been without it's problems. And despite my early experiences, I have, for practical and financial reasons, flirted with returning to associate life. Temping is no dream job. It's a paycheck (a decent one), but it's no career and along the way some of the work you will find yourself doing is downright demoralizing. Dave, please count the pages in this stack and make sure there are an equal number of pages in that stack. Yet temping can be a great alternative for those whose interests lie in other areas, or for people with kids to raise, or for people who want to reap the rewards of their education but who don't want to live in the office or check their blackberrys while on their honeymoons.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Super Clever

These rechargeable AA batteries contain a built in USB plug to enable recharging without the need for a separate charger or cables. Big D approves.

Flattery > Douchery

Drunk girl: ...And so Tiffany came over to me and was like, 'Josh is such a douche bag.' And so I was like, 'It's okay, have another drink.' And so she was like, 'Okay. If he comes over here I'm gonna kick him in the balls.' And Josh came over, and he was like, 'Can't you just talk to me?' And Tiffany was all like, 'I hate you, get away from me,' and he was like, 'But you've got a really nice rack,' and so they started hooking up.

Overheard

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Learning From The Best?

I don't know if it's because Dems are producing better operatives or have started recruiting from Republican campaigns or what, but it sure does seem like Dems are taking their game way up lately.

Remember Keith Ellison, the American born muslim congressman who's been attacked by various right-wing retards about his planned use of the Koran for his ceremonial swearing in? Check out this gamesmanship:

Rep.-elect Keith Ellison, the first Muslim elected to Congress, found himself under attack last month when he announced he'd take his oath of office on the Koran -- especially from Virginia Rep. Virgil Goode, who called it a threat to American values.

Yet the holy book at tomorrow's ceremony has an unassailably all-American provenance. We've learned that the new congressman -- in a savvy bit of political symbolism -- will hold the personal copy once owned by Thomas Jefferson.

Nicely played, Congressman Ellison.

Then there's John Edwards who recently announced he will be running for President in 2008. On ABC News Edwards deftly labelled the planned - sure to fail - "surge" in Iraq the McCain Doctrine, after the plan's biggest supporter, and not so coincidentally, one of Edward's possible presidential opponents.

Then there's the Macaca brouhaha that helped Jim Webb defeat George Allen for the Virginia Senate seat. Reading this article about how the Webb campaign jumped on Allen's blunder and framed the issue before Allen could defuse it made me think about how deftly the Bush campaign ran with Kerry's infamous "flip flop". For those who don't know, the story about the "flip flop" is that a republican staffer who was assigned to follow Kerry noticed at a campaign event that Kerry had a hard time explaining his votes for the Iraq war. Knowing that Kerry had a propensity to elaborate and confound when speaking, the Bush campaign had a plant at a subsequent Kerry campaign event ask about his votes for the war accurately predicting that Kerry's explanation could be easily distorted. Nicely done, Webb, but you were formerly a Republican so that explains a lot!

Neat - The Stormblade

The future of wind power: more efficient, fewer dead birds.