Ladies - Have You Gotten The Memo?

I've been coming up pretty short lately regarding blog topics. Then, out of nowhere, white Jesus blessed me with the Prarie Muffin Manifesto. Hallelujah! Some key points of the mainfesto below:

3) Prairie Muffins are aware that God is in control of their ability to conceive and bear children, and they are content to allow Him to bless them as He chooses in this area. [so I guess no fertility treatments for the those unable to conceive naturally?]

9) Prairie Muffins do not reflect badly on their husbands by neglecting their appearance; they work with the clay God has given, molding it into an attractive package for the pleasure of their husbands. [mold it baby!]

11) Prairie Muffins own aprons and they know how to use them [I'm in total agreement]

17) Prairie Muffins place their husbands' needs and desires above other obligations, arranging their schedules and responsibilities so that they do not neglect the one who provides for and protects them and their children. [you know, these muffin-heads may be on to something]

18) Prairie Muffins are fiercely submissive to God and to their husbands. [submissives, not just for the BSDM set anymore]

40) The women who will have the greatest impact on the world, those who will have the greatest influence on history, are those "well-behaved" women who faithfully serve God in their daily lives, seeking His approval rather than the world's admiration. Prairie Muffins know that while engaging in the kingdom-building work in their homes of loving, training and disciplining their children, the world may not express its approval, but it will be turned upside down. [devoted child rearing is fantastic, but the rest is pure rubbish].