Friday, July 07, 2006

Time To Charge The FBI With Treason

Apparently the FBI has been checking out Osama's myspace page and found out about a plot to blow up the Holland Tunnel. Great job FBI, but why'd you have to fuck it up by admitting that you've been monitoring the internet? Now the terrorists know we're watching them! The terrorists will probably start encrpyting their messages in pig latin to keep us off the trail. Damn you FBI, why do you hate freedom? Clearly, before you announced that you were monitoring the internet, why I bet it never crossed the minds of these evil doers that their conversations might be monitored. Never.
To those perplexed by my sarcasm, read up on the right's outrage over the NY Times decision to disclose the existence of a not so secret federal program to monitor bank transaction of suspected terrorists. By their own standards, the right should be calling for the stoning of every FBI agent involved in this bust.
Where's J. Edgar Hoover when you need him? What's that, he's at the 2000th Annual Drag Ball and Fashion Show in the 9th Circle of Hell? Oh well, never-mind, he's busy.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

WOW...one plan foiled. Part of me feels that I will never feel comfortable until we really deal with the underlying reason for these plots. Our middle east policies and war on Iraq will continue to feed hatred for the US. Then there is another part of me that feels there will always be hatred for the US no matter if we stay out of the middle east. Some fuckers just see us as evil SOBs.

Hoover?? forget about him...this is Allah vs. Jesus Blanco...we need to pull out the big guns. Gettem Jesus!