DURBUN: A Hindu woman has said she is Jesus Christ and claims to have the “stigmata of Jesus” on her palms, feet and stomach, as well as the power to heal the sick.
Deep down inside everyone wishes Jesus or some spiritual being would come and guide us in a clear fucking fashion....none of this religion/myths bullshit...someone who says here is the deal...let me cure all the problems of the world cause it is kind of unfair that the whole planet is fucked up and someone how each one of you is supposed to deal with it.
anyway, it is sad how people feel threatened by her even though all she is offering is medical cures. what about those televangelists that claim to cure diseases in those massive church assemblies??
why can't jesus really come through and lay the smack down? heck why not satan? remember that scene in shawshank redemption where the guard beats up a prisoner and paralyzes him to remind him that he is in charge of the beat downs? why can't satan come through and rough up all these holier than thou thugs that threatened this woman? I would spot him $200 for his travel costs....
So Jesus is a bizzle - ain't dat some Da Vinci Code type shizzle. Hey who's to say she's not the "second coming," it's not like CNN was there to record Jesus's first world tour.
What would the big Pope-a have to say about this? Would he forbid Ms. Jesus to use tampons in his presence? La Jesus Femenino - must suck to deal with that stigmata on a daily basis. I thought my wife's sweaty hands were a bizzle, try nail holes.
BTW, anyone catch the episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit, dealing with medical and miracle dupes? One of the issues discussed was how human beings have evolved to recognize faces as a survival mechanism. I read about this before in a book by Carl Sagan - The Demon Haunted World - and it's pretty interesting. Basically, a newborn has to be able to recognize it's mama right away in order to get the attention it needs to survive. This evolutionary instinct is why people see faces everywhere - the moon, food items, clouds, animals, etc. You take that evolutinary instinct and couple it with a religious fervor and voila, there's God's face looking right at you on a half eaten Cinnabon.
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Deep down inside everyone wishes Jesus or some spiritual being would come and guide us in a clear fucking fashion....none of this religion/myths bullshit...someone who says here is the deal...let me cure all the problems of the world cause it is kind of unfair that the whole planet is fucked up and someone how each one of you is supposed to deal with it.
anyway, it is sad how people feel threatened by her even though all she is offering is medical cures. what about those televangelists that claim to cure diseases in those massive church assemblies??
why can't jesus really come through and lay the smack down? heck why not satan? remember that scene in shawshank redemption where the guard beats up a prisoner and paralyzes him to remind him that he is in charge of the beat downs? why can't satan come through and rough up all these holier than thou thugs that threatened this woman? I would spot him $200 for his travel costs....
cosmic....the internet banner on this link had a red-light special....hehehe
So Jesus is a bizzle - ain't dat some Da Vinci Code type shizzle. Hey who's to say she's not the "second coming," it's not like CNN was there to record Jesus's first world tour.
What would the big Pope-a have to say about this? Would he forbid Ms. Jesus to use tampons in his presence? La Jesus Femenino - must suck to deal with that stigmata on a daily basis. I thought my wife's sweaty hands were a bizzle, try nail holes.
bow your monkey heads to Jesus Cristo putos!
BTW, anyone catch the episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit, dealing with medical and miracle dupes? One of the issues discussed was how human beings have evolved to recognize faces as a survival mechanism. I read about this before in a book by Carl Sagan - The Demon Haunted World - and it's pretty interesting. Basically, a newborn has to be able to recognize it's mama right away in order to get the attention it needs to survive. This evolutionary instinct is why people see faces everywhere - the moon, food items, clouds, animals, etc. You take that evolutinary instinct and couple it with a religious fervor and voila, there's God's face looking right at you on a half eaten Cinnabon.
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