425 Park Ave, somewhere on the 13th floor, up to my eyeballs in Title Reports and Reciprocal Easement Summaries. Apparently, my work stood out to one of the attorneys here because I was given the honor or tackling a shit storm of a project -- fixing the mistakes of all the other temps. Makes me real popular among my colleagues:
Excuse me, Lisa? Hi, I'm Dave. I was going over your Easement summaries and noticed that you really have no fucking clue as to what an Easement is. No, I don't think I'm better than you and yes I'm well aware that my shit does in fact stink but I think that's all besides the point ...
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Give them hell Big-D!!! don't forget to let them know that mistakes can disappear with the right form of payment: cash, grass or ass (ladies only option)....hahaha...just kidding....i am so twisted.
sounds like lots of fun Big-D...you always get the fun stuff. it explains why you have been MIA and I have been sooooo bored at work.
Isn't the law a grand profession? Just when you thought it couldn't get any better - you get to QC some Title Reports and Reciprocal Easement Summaries.
It's been rumored that both former U.S. District Court Judge Learned Hand and his cousin former U.S. District Court Judge Augustus Noble Hand also started their distinguished legal careers by doing QC on Title Reports and Reciprocal Easement Summaries.
How does that joke go - you want me to quit QC'ing Title Reports and Reciprocal Easement Summaries - what - and get out of show biz?
Hang in there Big D ;P
As added compensation for my efforts I've been offered a second cookie at snack time. :-)
like I said you can make this QCing work for you man....hehehe
D,
You're in training - resist the 2nd cookie. As Rob stated, maybe you can leverage the 2nd cookie into something bigger and softer - lol.
Don't worry, the first and second cookies have no chance. As for a bigger prize, all I'll say is it's nice to see all the summer associates so young and eager ...
Teach them the CLAW!! you sucio mofo! haha
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