Thursday, May 25, 2006

Tampons, I Dare Not Say Thy Name

First, could the new pope be any more evil looking? I swear I saw this guy in Creepshow. More importantly, in anticipation of his visit to Poland, State run TV will not air anything "inappropriate" before or during his visit:

When Pope Benedict visits the homeland of his predecessor this week he will find Poland and its Catholic Church struggling to adapt to life after John Paul - but he will not see any advertisements for lingerie, beer or tampons on state TV.

Broadcasters have banned the promotion of 'inappropriate products' during Benedict's visit, as well as ads carrying any whiff of sexual innuendo.

Silly Catholics. Ooh a tampon, destroy it lest the peasants learn that women bleed down there every month. Now build another statute and bring me my jewels.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's fucking insane..tampons are taboo?? oh it is good to be a man!

imagine what would happen if ALL catholic women stood up, said fuck off and started their own catholic church. why not?

Anonymous said...

Rob,

Who would be the leader of the all female catholic church - The Mome?

Anonymous said...

Listen, if you start putting women in charge of the church, who'll molest the children?

Anonymous said...

LMAO - Big D. Dat ain't right son!!